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1、我是单身汉
　　Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的？"护士问. "有！"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉."
评论：搭讪的高境界啊，这位仁兄强啊。

2、死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭
　　Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
　　妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
　　丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。
评论：现实中我们经常这样的逻辑错误。

3、位置上的冰激凌
　　"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
　　"Yours?Can you prove it?"
　　"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
　　"请原谅，你占了我的位置."
　　"你的位置？你能征明这点吗？"
　　"能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."
评论：太搞笑了，坐下去时难道没看到吗？

4、别无选择
　　One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
　　Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
　　一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗？"
　　亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗？"
评论：外国人的冷笑话，确实有点冷。

5、总是口渴
　　Always Thirsty
　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
　"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
　"No, but I am always thirsty!"
　一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
　“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
　　“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
评论：这个听过了，不知道是外国人写的还是咱们国人写的。

[ 本帖最后由 zggdstchlx01 于 2010-9-15 02:41 编辑 ]

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