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小笑话

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小笑话

1.一民工大便不通去医院作检查,医生检查后给此人开了一个药方,民工到取药处一看是一卷手纸,不解,医生说:以后不要再用水泥袋擦屁股了。
评论;老兄用水泥袋你就不怕把门给封了啊!

2.儿子每晚要和妈睡,妈说:你长大娶了媳妇也和妈睡呀?儿答:嗯!妈说:那你媳妇咋办?儿说:让她跟爸爸睡。爸听后激动地说:这孩子从小就懂事!
评论;这么小就说的出这样的话,孺子可教哦!

3.教授问:烂掉的萝卜和怀孕的女人有什么相同点?一学生妙答:都是虫子惹的祸。仅得60分。另一学生竟得满分,其答案为:都是因为拔晚了。
评论;一样的问题,不一样的答案,哈哈,回答的妙啊

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都是以前看过的段子,第3个“拔晚了”的笑话曾经在同学间流传很久!

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这三篇小笑话都听过了的,但是看了后依然忍俊不禁。

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