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抠屁股

某日,在一部拥挤的公共汽车上,一对青年男女拉著吊环站著。女孩对男孩?:「嗳!你帮人家抠一下屁股好不好?」?那间,公车?的空气彷?凝?一般,那男子面有难色的回答:「不方便吧?人这么多!」女孩还是撒嗲说:「我不管,赶快帮人家抠一下屁股嘛!」此?,整部公车的人都注视着那男子身上。只见他?脸通红地拿出大手机拨了号码:「喂!屁股吗?我女朋友要我抠(CALL)你!!」

乱草丛中一个贼
单枪匹马挂俩锤
太阳不晒他也黑
不吃不喝他也肥
对面半山有个鬼,
披头散发裂着嘴。
一口咬住这个贼,
洞外只剩两个锤.


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下联:爱我的人,惨不忍睹。
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