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| sawalicup 发表于 2008-5-19 10:39 只看TA 1楼 |
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[笑话] 来看看几个英语的黄色笑话 (一)boyfriend wants to have sex with his girlfriend,but ashamed of his small organ...decided to bring girlfriend in dark place,open his ziper and put penis in GF's hand...GF:no thanks ,i don't smoke!（二）three drunk friends made a bet whoever can make their wives scream the longest during sex win 1000.next day when they met. first guy:I made love to my wife 2.5hours and she screaming for 1.5hours; second guy:I licked my wife for 2hours and she was screaming whole time and even 1/2hour after I was done; third guy:that’s nothing,I made love to my wife 10mins and I came twice,wipe my dick on the curtain and my wife still screming at me up to now! (三)Q:what is the strongest muscle? A:the tongue—it can raise a woman’s hips. Q:what is the lightest muscle? A:the penis—it can be raised by a tongue. (四)an elephant asks the camel:why do you have your boobs on your back? the camel answered:what a silly question from someone with a big penis on his face.. (五)中文的也见过这条  A guy asks hooker how much? she says: $50 on bed,$20 on sofa,$10 on grass. he gave her $50. she says:you’re a man of class.one time on bed? guy said:no!five times on grass! (六)salesgirl:excuse me sir,you can not smoke here... customer:but I bought this cigarettes from your store.. salesgirl:sir we also sell condoms,but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here. (七)a new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks.he noticed a female horse. Captain:what’s that horse for? soldier:our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex. Captain:ah,it is ok. (One night,the captain feel an urge,so the soldier brought the hurse to his tent.the captain fucked the hurse.after that,he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent) captain:its so hard!..how do you do it? soldier:we ride on the horse to the next town where the girl are. Captain:son-of-a-bitch!!! 喜欢的话请给个心,陆续还有哦 |
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| dwy6122281 发表于 2008-5-19 22:17 只看TA 2楼 |
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呵呵，有挑战性，但还是看明白了！ 感觉这种幽默更有味道！ |
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但是頂你下
| sawalicup 发表于 2008-5-22 15:14 只看TA 6楼 |
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| 第一个说有个男的，知道自己JJ比较小，就带女朋友到一个比较暗的地方。拉开拉链后把JJ放到她女朋友手中。她女朋友就说：哦，抱歉，我不抽烟的。 |
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